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For example: (previous poster asks)why did you drink all my coffee?
(next poster replies) I drank all your coffee so it wouldn't get cold.
Why did you spank that monkey? Quote

Why did you kick Eva Sin to the curb? Quote

1/17/18 @ 8:52am
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Location: California, USA
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Why did you make me cum that hard? Quote

1/18/18 @ 5:11pm
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Why did you get that rainbow tattooed over your navel? Quote

1/20/18 @ 7:48am
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Location: California, USA
Posts: 63
Why did you crash the computer watching Flirt models? Quote

1/22/18 @ 4:56pm
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Location: Kneeling devotedly at Miss L's feet
Posts: 1,297

Why did you spend all your money on


Why didn;t you do your homework? Quote

2/10/18 @ 1:10pm
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Why did you shoot cupid in the ass? Quote


4/21/18 @ 12:45pm
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Location: Spain, longing for Denmark
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4/22/18 @ 7:45pm
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Why did you volunteer to get the honey licked off of you? Quote


Why did you celebrate your birthday alone this year?
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5/5/18 @ 11:20pm
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Why did you spank yourself instead of me for my birthday! Quote


5/6/18 @ 7:19pm
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Why did you bring a walrus to the party? Quote

Why did you decide to go with a Luau theme instead?
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5/10/18 @ 6:55am
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Why did you put on the grass skirt and start dancing the hula? Quote


Why did you skip Leg Day this week? Quote

5/13/18 @ 8:51am
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Why did you sabotage the last shuttle launch? Quote

Why did you turn me in?
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