Carter Diamond

Defender of the Fatherland Day

Today in Russia is a national holiday that is celebrated far and wide. It is a celerbation of all hard working men throughout Russia, and significant others of these men shower their partners with presents and surprises. My significant other surprised me immensely with breakfast in bed! I was very over joyed by this gesture. I am truly blessed to say the least. When I go home tonight I will suprised again, and I hope to get many good gifts!

The Chair Dilemma

Today I had an excellent idea for sex. I invited my friend over, and we were sitting on the couch. We started making out, and made our way into the kitchen. We took all our clothes off, and I sat on my kitchen table chair with my hard cock out, and my friend sat on it immediately and started to ride it vigorously! It felt so good, just feeling the moist hole on my cock. We fucked for twenty minutes straight, and just before I came aggressively, the chair suddenly broke! We both fell to the ground, and started laughing! Afterwards, I realized I needed to buy a new chair! After freshening up from the hot sex I had, I went to the nearest furniture store. Once I entered the store, I noticed there was a nice lady working at the counter, and I asked her that I need a good sturdy chair cause mine at home broke. She curiously asked 'How did you break your chair?', and I started to blush and made up a silly excuse. But, deep down inside I really wanted to tell her. lol! After looking around the store I ended up buying two sturdy kitchen chairs, and I think they'll handle me better next time I fuck on them! Till next time.

Going Grocery Shopping Can Always Lead to Good Things.

Upon waking up I realized I had grocery shopping to do. So, I had no choice but to go to the grocery store, even though I was extremely tired. I put on my jacket, my cute little snow hat, and my boots and proceeded out my apartment door. When I arrived, I remembered I needed bananas(their my favorite fruit ;) ). I went over to the fruit section and tried to find the right size, I don't want to choke on them! I want to enjoy them.When I started to feel the bananas, it felt like a hard cock, and I got so embarrassed because I started to get an erection immediately. I put the bananas down, and ran into the nearest restroom to take care of it. It felt so good to release cum everywhere in the bathroom stalls. There was cum everywhere! All over the bathroom walls, the toilet seat, etc! I felt bad for the janitor that had to clean it all up. Maybe it'll turn him on? Who knows? ;)Afterwards, I was so tired after whacking off, I just decided to go home instead because I was still horny. I can't shop for food and be horny at the same time. Its a bad combo!